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| My married age is 19 | |
| Body: | [x ] I show up for school/college/work every day early. [ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [ ] I've never gotten a detention. [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. haha yeahh [ ] I like to take walks by myself. [x] I've watched talk shows. [x]I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [ ] I drink coffee at least once a week. total: 3 [x] I know how to do the dishes. [x] I can count to 10 in another language. [ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. [x] My parents trust me. [x] I can mow the lawn. [x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid. [ ] I remember to water the plants. [x] I study when I have to. [x] I pay attention at school/college. [x] I remember to feed my pets. total: 8 [ ] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up [ ] I work out on a regular basis. (does running count?) [x] I clean up my own mess. [ ] The people at an espresso know me by name. [x] my favorite kind of food is take out. [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine. [x] I can go to the store w/o gettin something I don't need. [x ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said. [x] I can type quickly. total: 5 [ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. [ ] My only friends are from my place of employment. [x ] I have been to a tupperware party.(SO BORING) [ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [ ] I have more bills than I can pay. [ ] All my friends are older than I am. [x] I can say no to staying out all night. [x] I use the internet every day. [ ]My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while. [ ] I can read a book and actually finish it. total:3 |
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The stupidest excuse I have ever heard from a friend not keeping in touch!
I haven't talked with this friend for months and the reason is...............
"Anna *not real name* has been with me for last 6 months and dont get to use the PC as much since we both are very busy, either with cooking or with the cats or just watching TV. "
Very busy huh? I had no idea how much time cooking, cats, and TV can take up! It's kind of funny because I still have to much free time between working, school, reports, observations for school, gym, meeting friends, running my yahoo group and HOUSEWORK!
My week when I'm at home from work and school.
Come out of my bedroom...
Mother in law- Oh you take nap?
Me- Yes, I took a nap.
Go to take a shower....
Mother in law- Oh you take shower?
Me- Yes. I'm taking a shower.
Go to make some lunch....
Mother in law- Oh you eat now?
Me- Yes, I'm having lunch. Would you like me to make you something?
Mother in law- (Makes a face as if I'm suddenly disturbing her) WHAT?
Me- Would you like some lunch?
Mother in law- (Still making that face) NO.
Me- Ok.
Mother in law staring at me
Go to make some dinner....
Mother in law- Oh you eat now?
Me- Yes, I'm making dinner. Would you like me to make you a plate?
Mother in law- (Makes a face as if I'm suddenly disturbing) WHAT?
Me- Would you like some dinner?
Mother in law- (Still making that face) NO.
Me- Ok.
Mother in law staring at me.
Dinner at a restaurant with my husband & mother in law
Husband- How was your day?
Me- My day was fine.. I am going to be.......(mother in law cuts in)
Mother in law- (asfa sferwefw hgrfdgds) *Something in Arabic
Eisa- sfasfdew grsdgesd *says something back to her
About 5 minutes of silence
Me- How was your day at....
Mother in law- kjafdlasfjlewf fasfewe *Something in Arabic
Eisa- (confused) afdasfas , my day was good but they are going to start...
Mother in law- sfklasfkljwej freijerijeje
Me- Start what?
Eisa- They are going to start giving us....
Mother in law- afaejkjfdj eferer
Me- (Gave up speaking)
About 5 more minutes of silence
Husband comes home from work
Me- Hi sweetie.
Husband- *kisses my head* Hi, what smells good?
Mother in law- safwewe fewfew Carrie sadfasfas greefveerredfgv.
What's the first image that comes up when you Google your name?
Okay, we hate to ask, but... over the roll or under the roll?
Over
> > Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
> >
> >
> > Customer: Well, after much consideration,
> > I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me
> > through the process?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to
> > proceed?
> >
> >
> > Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but
> > I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: The first step is to open your
> > Heart. Have you located your Heart?
> >
> >
> > Customer: Yes, but there are several other
> > programs running now. Is it okay to install Love
> > while they are running?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: What programs are running ?
> >
> >
> > Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
> > Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right
> > now.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase
> >
Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may
> > remain in your permanent memory but it will no
> > longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
> > override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own
> > called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
> > completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those
> > programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
> > Can you turn those off ?
> >
> >
> > Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.
> > Can you tell me how?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu
> > and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as
> > necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
> > completely erased.
> >
> >
> >
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started
> > installing itself. Is that normal?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only
> > the base program. You need to begin connecting to
> > other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
> >
> >
> > Customer: Oops! I have an error message
> > already. It says, "Error - Program not run on
> > external components." What should I do?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
> > program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
> > not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
> > terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
> > before you can Love others.
> >
> >
> >
Customer: So, what should I do?
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click
> > on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your
> > Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
> >
> >
> > Customer: Okay, done.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
> > directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting
> > files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
> > you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
> > directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure
> > it is completely gone and never comes back.
> >
> >
> > Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling
> > up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor
> >
and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
> > over My Heart. Is this normal?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
> > awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the
> > proper time. So Love is installed and running.
> >
> > One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
> > Be sure to give it and its various modules to
> > everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with
> > others and return some cool modules back to you.
> >
> >
> > Customer: Thank you, God.
backwards. I never dreamed it would sound anything like this.
Amazing. Listen close to the lyrics.
http://blog.adonias.cl/archivos/Flash/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf
The Month You Marry
January
Marry when the year is new, he'll be loving, kind and true.
February
When February birds do mate, you wed nor dread your fate.
March
If you wed when March winds blow, joy and sorrow both you'll know.
April
Marry in April if you can, joy for maiden and for man.
May
Marry in the month of May, you will romance the day.
June
Marry when June roses grow and over land and sea you'll go.
July
Those who in July do wed must labor for their daily bread.
August
Whoever wed in August be, many a change is sure to see.
September
Marry in September's shine so that your life is rich and fine.
October
If in October you do marry, love will come but riches tarry.
November
If you wed in bleak November, only joys will come, remember!
December
When December's snows fall fast, marry and your love will last.
